1. Start each day by throwing darts at the latest workflow.
2. Add exercise to your work day by doing a Happy Dance whenever a doctor’s office gives out patient information.
3. Stay nutritionally balanced by eating a “Dr. Phil’s Shape Up! Bar” for each A1c documented.
4. Act out Edvard Munch’s “The Scream” whenever email arrives about yet another meeting.
5. Frame a copy of your performance evaluation after yearly bonuses have been funded.
6. Write a HRSS about yourself.
7. Contact Human Resources and ask why Nurse’s Day isn’t a company holiday.
8. Call the Help Desk and inform them that the dog ate your computer and Belkin Battery.
9. Find some way to celebrate Groundhog Day each day during the month of February.
10. Around the middle of January send the CEO a note observing that our company hasn’t changed its name yet this year.
1 comment:
HI Jay
Finally got around to reading the oxfreudian this am. As usual your comments bring great smiles, on the inner of course. Keep the humor coming.
Cynthia D.
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